A Warney

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

fresh warm

term used to describe a some fresh warm pussy that you haven't crushed yet

used interchangeably with the way you would use getting a piece of "ass"

Brose: You wanna go watch the baseball game up @ the park tonite?

Moose: Nah mann I'm tryin to go get some fresh warm out at the bar

by Brose da brain May 2, 2011

Knocked out warm

To pretend to sleep while someone performs homosexual sex.

Jeremy was curious so he knocked out warm

by Kidcleft October 29, 2014

warnecke

When a person attempts to pass gass, but instead mistakenly squirts liquid feeces into their underwear.

See also reverse warnecke.

Damn, this home brew really gets to me. That's the third time this week I've warnecked!

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

reverse warnecke

When a person runs to the bathroom, pinching back powerful and urgent forces, only to find upon reaching the toilet a large and dry expulsion of gas.

See also warnecke.

Man, I feel much better. I thought that shrimp had turned but it was just a reverse warnecke.

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009