eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016

rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot April 28, 2016

forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom

"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"

by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017

On the wand

When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long

Me and Julie used to do stuff but now she’s on the wand and won’t leave her bedroom

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

wandse

A large amount of wands

billy has wandse in his house

by Billy Matthews October 24, 2015

wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023