black walnut

When several dingle berries clump together so much that they take on the shape of a walnut.

Dude, this camping trip has lasted so long that my shit has clumped into black walnuts around my asshole.

by Trombone77 July 30, 2021

popping the walnut

Eating the roach of a blunt. It is a tradition is some parts of Parma, Ohio.

AG: What the fuck are you doing?

Joe: Popping the walnut, it's a tradition man.

AG: Are you sure that's a good idea. . .

by Kottonmouth Kringle December 1, 2009

bannana walnut loaf

The deleicute art of forcfully putting your member (your pennis) in a female ass. Then putting the twins (your balls) in her baby hole.

Mike totally bannana walnut loafed his bitch last night

by Notched Johnson February 13, 2009

silly willy walnut head

a name for someone as crazy or goofy or nuts as a walnut!

hey you crazy unicorn! you are a silly willy walnut head!

by dinosaurr August 14, 2006

brazilian walnut

The sexual act of inserting a walnut into a females vagina, then eating the walnut while it is still in the vagina.

Bitches love Brazilian walnuts.

by matt tagari January 27, 2014

Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017

Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.

"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"

by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018