Volunterrorism

adjective. 1 - The act extreme volunteering, 2 - Volunteering to the point where it is irritating, confronting, or off putting, 3 - Being accosted by a volunteer whom for whatever reason cannot be ignored or refused

(see also Granny Terrorists, and Volunterorist).

Did you hear about Mary-Jane? Apparently she is involved in Volunterrorism.

by CJsprocket May 2, 2018

Volunterrorist

noun. 1. A volunteer who for whatever reason cannot be refused or ignored, 2. A volunteer who persists to the point where it is irritating, offensive, or damaging to the cause they are attempting to assist.

Old Martha is definitely a Volunterrorist, no one can refuse our cause with her on our side!

by CJsprocket May 2, 2018

voluntear

Refers to either:
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".

That old miser on his fancy estate has been snookering soft-hearted dim-wits into helping him for free for years now, but I hear that a lot of them have finally gotten wise to him --- zheeeesh, how many naive-minded voluntears does he think actually exist in his local area???

by QuacksO June 11, 2018

Vluten Free

The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..

Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"

by nowayto know March 22, 2019

valute

Nae's pussy.

Get that smelly valute away from me.

by Nae's pussy November 8, 2019

VolumeZero

VolumeZero is a very intense individual. He likes to mock others and get under their skin. He’s a sweat on Bedwars and duels, and loves to yell at Bee and Ruddi when faced with a minor inconvenience during Minecraft tournaments.

From his rich boy home he can only communicate with the others in vc until 10:15 before his WiFi mysteriously cuts out.

VolumeZeros or Volumes are often aggressive, overachievers, and tend to be more harsh and straight forward.

VolumeZero is really scary

by CxffeeBee March 29, 2021

Volterra Variant

A bowel movement that sits in toilet of no water that causes you and those around you to vomit

I had salty eggs at the borgo for breakfast and then the Volterra Variant kicked in

by StinkTree October 11, 2021