Virtuals

People you are friends with on a Social Network that you've never met in person.

I have 650 Virtuals on FaceBook, along with 10 friends.

by Brandomonium April 2, 2011

Virtua Fighter

The reason why people ditch this game in favor of Tekken is because Virtua Fighter is too realistic.

I'd rather have my characters fly 30 feet in the air after I make a flashy uppercut.

by gamer dude September 7, 2003

Virtual Boy

Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.

Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

VWB (Virtual Wank Bank)

People who have photographic memory or who can remember seeing things and then masturbate over the memory of visual image they have stored in their mind. People who can do this may store multiple memory / images in their mind, and keep a collection virtually in their mind.

Seeing a nude woman on a beach, and later on masturbating over it or something else stored in their VWB (Virtual Wank Bank).

by Matdragon October 8, 2010

Virtual Panopticon

A virtual panopticon is a world were everyone is monitored by a government or computer system that decides what we should eat, wear, fear and other task that we, the common people, otherwise take for granted.

See books by John Twelve Hawks as a most triumphant example. This deal with a virtual panopticon and how it could really come down to effecting people.

by Alexander Drummond February 26, 2009

virtual anorexia

When a person alters pictures of themselves online to appear thinner, yet continues to maintain their current body type in real-life.

Deloris was very self-aware of her weight gain and suffered from virtual anorexia. Using her graphic design skills, she shaved a few pounds off of her photos.

by Hector Rodrigez Gonzalas May 6, 2009

Virtual Gobby

When a girl makes you think your going to get with her, but you know it will never happen.

"we are just going to shower together... yeah we do it naked"
"You have unbelievable legs"
"I wish i was single"
Or just general touching/comforting.
"Just got another Virtual Gobby"
"dude she gives soooo many virtual gobbies"
"It's never gunna happen, she only gives virt's"
"Just got another VG/VJ"

by bombers1829 April 26, 2010