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a veggie 

That guy over there is such a veggie
a veggie by The veggie king May 4, 2017

Steamed Veggie 

Sexual intercourse involving a consious male and either a comatose or unconscious female. The act is conducted in either a deserted hospital wing or in a dorm room, whichever may be the case. The male has intercourse, either vaginal or anal, but shortly before coming uses the rooms defibulator paddles to shock the female partner while coming. The effect may be best if placed as near to the vagina as one can stand. (note: the small rechargable difibulators must be used if not in a hospital)
The chick in 621D looks pretty hot for a vegetable, I think I am going to give her a steamed Veggie after the nurse rounds. " oh, oh, I'm coming, CLEAR, ZAP, UUUUGHGH..."
Steamed Veggie by the orderly April 8, 2010

Smoke the Veggie Stick 

Grl 1: Phil and I probably hook up tonight. I'm totally going to smoke the veggie stick.
Girl 2: Really, Phil's vegan? I didn't know.
Girl 1: Yeah.. I have the feeling it will taste like granola and pine needles.

grannies home made veggie soup 

When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)

wet veggie 

When a male ejaculates on the face of a vegan, then dips a baby carrot in it.
After the animal rights protest, the horny vegans went behind the Starbucks for a wet veggie.
wet veggie by Edward Niggerhandz October 26, 2017

Dirty Veggie 

When you deepthroat a squash and fire a paintball gun up your ass, while being nose fucked by a giant black guy named Tyrone
"Wanna dirty veggie some time?"
Dirty Veggie by Shart6969 April 20, 2022