Old Veggie 

A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.

It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.

Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.

Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.

Old Veggie by Teddyaj December 28, 2016

Jeremy is a veggie

big skinny cunt that love hentai
he is a queer cunt but a funny one
can be a gey boi but will succ ur dick for USD$10

Jeremy is a veggie meaning,Oi do you see Jeremy over there, that kid is a fucking VEGGIE

Jeremy is a veggie by digbickfiggtBOI November 14, 2019

a veggie 

A handicap person who is retarded

That guy over there is such a veggie

a veggie by The veggie king May 4, 2017

Steamed Veggie 

Sexual intercourse involving a consious male and either a comatose or unconscious female. The act is conducted in either a deserted hospital wing or in a dorm room, whichever may be the case. The male has intercourse, either vaginal or anal, but shortly before coming uses the rooms defibulator paddles to shock the female partner while coming. The effect may be best if placed as near to the vagina as one can stand. (note: the small rechargable difibulators must be used if not in a hospital)

The chick in 621D looks pretty hot for a vegetable, I think I am going to give her a steamed Veggie after the nurse rounds. " oh, oh, I'm coming, CLEAR, ZAP, UUUUGHGH..."

Steamed Veggie by the orderly April 8, 2010

Smoke the Veggie Stick 

Blowing a vegan.

Grl 1: Phil and I probably hook up tonight. I'm totally going to smoke the veggie stick.
Girl 2: Really, Phil's vegan? I didn't know.
Girl 1: Yeah.. I have the feeling it will taste like granola and pine needles.

Smoke the Veggie Stick by veggiesticksandvegandicks January 23, 2012

grannies home made veggie soup 

When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.

Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)

grannies home made veggie soup by kris ault January 22, 2009

wet veggie 

When a male ejaculates on the face of a vegan, then dips a baby carrot in it.

After the animal rights protest, the horny vegans went behind the Starbucks for a wet veggie.

wet veggie by Edward Niggerhandz October 26, 2017