Vapsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to vapes. They don't judge when it comes to size or flavor because they find pleasure in all.

Cashier: "I'm sorry ma'am, but there is no vaping or smoking allowed inside the store..."

"I can't believe this place is fucking discriminating me because I'm Vapsexual! I need your corporate number! Give me your corporate number!"

by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

Varse

The Covid-19 virus

I hear he has been admitted to the hospital with the varse.

by Seaddog January 5, 2021

Vaune

Highly intelligent. Protective of family. Someone everyone loves. A kind and loving person. Vaune has an amazing sense of humor and is a beautiful person. Everyone should have a Vaune.

Everyone should have Vaune in their life.

by V007 March 30, 2021

vagsexual

A woman who would do things to a vagina that a lesbian wouldn’t do

I would vagsexual like that

by Wayne Porker July 3, 2021

Vaushawn

Vaushawn this name is really rare if you have this name it means your special your handsome.

The handsome one Vaushawn

by Bigedp September 24, 2022

Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 8, 2023