Jhonen Vasquez

Jhonen Vasquez (Joe-Nen Vass-Kezz)creator of a series of comics particularly popular with people of the underground life style. His popularity tends to stem from the mass amount of homocide inside his comics, rather than the actual story-line, which is excellent in its self. His style of art is incredibly unique, and you won't find alot like it before he became famous(or infamous, shall we say). He is not rather kind to his fans, and states that he has a large amount distain for them, while also seeming to intensly enjoy the attention. Popular with all groups, but more recently a flood of Angsty Teenagers has been ruining it for everyone (what else is new). This was happening before, but the rate of defilation increased due to Invader Zim, which in itself was an excellent show. The blame is the charator GIR, whose antics, while funny, attracted everyone... ESPECIALLY hyper-active preteen girls. Gir was highly humorous, but can get quite annoying when repeated constantly by a adolescent squeaky girl. Interesting enough, the support from these younglings came too late for the show... AFTER it was cancelled.

~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick

Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.

"Omfg! I am liek so0o0o gawthic! I liek Joe-han Vaskwez. Let me cut myself!"- Angsty Teens of America

*Girl throws muffin at Jhonen*
"There's a taste of your own medicine!"- FanGirl
"Yah? Well i want a divorce!"-Mr. Scolex
"Fine, I'll take the house, you get the kids!"- FanGirl
"Whatever, Fan-Girl!"- Mr. Scolex

by Tim-Chang July 10, 2005

reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

Vasilis

1. From the Greek word 'Vasilias', meaning King or Royalty. To rule and dominate everything and anything that crosses it's path. Coming into contact with a Vasilis could be the most dangerous yet satisfying encounter you could possibly have.

2. In medical terms, Vasilis is often used in place of the term 'crowning' during pregnancy. When the baby's head has passed through the birth canal and the top or "crown" stays visible at the vaginal opening.

John Doe - "I just ran into a Vasilis I owed money to and now I'm missing my left arm."
Jane Doe - "Are you serious?!"
John Doe - "I'm bleeding pretty severely. Call 911."

John Doe - "Wow did you hear what happened in Haiti?"
Jane Doe - "Yeah massive Vasilis style earthquake."

That baby is Vasilising its way through that vagina.

by RoyalScorpion11 February 2, 2010

No Vaseline

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube

by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

Vassar

A small, but renown liberal arts college in Poughkeepsie, New York with a student population of 2400. It was founded by Matthew Vassar, a financially successful brewer. Originally a women's college and member of the Seven Sisters, Vassar became co-ed in 1969. The college retains a majority of female students (60%), has a large gay population, and, just like other liberal arts schools, is known for popular recreational marijuana use.

Perhaps the user 'VCunts' was rejected to Vassar College or simply didn't have the credentials to apply in the first place.

by CVI April 17, 2006

Collin Sri' Vastra

from the comic "friendly hostility"

ever since he was a your child he has wanted to be a dictator of a small South American country and has designated a small village for his slave(whom he won in a poker game)and a small island for his best friend/boyfriend fox maharassa

he avoids his parents at all costs because they are soul-sucking devoted cristians. in the past he has worked as a male model(which fox will never let down) and as safari sam on a kids show along with a puppet voiced my brittany murhpy.

he can also be seduced with lime jell-O

i know this sounds f*cked up but trust be the comic is hilarious

words used to describe Collin Sri' Vastra by others in the past are mean, evil,sexy and the Anti-Skids (skids is a cheery college boy in touch with his inner child)

oh yeah, he used to be a supervillan to...

by lalalalala de da October 26, 2008

vasectomy

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.

Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.

by Fireblood September 21, 2005