Valve syndrome

When a game is loved by a community and is overrun by bots and cheaters but the company refuses to do anything about it

"Hey, wanna play Warzone?"
"Nah, it suffers from Valve Syndrome"

by Sniper Gaming994 June 3, 2022

Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

Valve

It means dick/penis/cock, or package. Because that's where you get release.

Now I'm going to go to Deborah and have her check my valve.

by lone_wolf32 February 10, 2022

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

16 Valves!

16 Valves was a defining moment in the development of the combustion engine. Any car fitted with this technology had performance that was unsurpassed by any other vehicle on the road with the exception of Turbo or Twin Turbo cars. Vauxhall were renowned for their 16 valve technology and deployed it across a range of its hatchbacks none more successful in sales or performance than its Astra GTE. These cars were so fast that they were quicker than shit off a shovel. High recognition indeed when gauging 0-60. Astra GTE's were almost exclusively owned by the rich and famous except for the many tens of thousands that could be found across the council estates of the U.K.

The R's must be doing very well they are driving a 16 Valves! Astra GTE they are like shit off a shovel.

Hmm you say that but they didn't pay the extra to have it in a metallic or pearlescent colour they've just got it in a bog standard ROSSO RED.

by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022

check valve

Refers to a careful inspection of the positioning/operation of a new/replacement one-way flow-stopper to make sure it's being installed in the correct "direction".

Zero was too stupid/unaware/forgetful to perform a "check valve" detail when hooking up the plumbing for the Camp Swampy mess hall, and so now there are geysers squirtiin' up all over da camp, but no water coming out in any of the kitchen-faucets --- just something more for Sarge to bellow about.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021