Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

Dump valving

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve

I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving

by Cclou November 7, 2023

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

Puffer T-Valve

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions

That freak had cheek piercings so I turned jer into a puffer t-valve

by Sullvein September 3, 2017

Sticky Date Valve

The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.

Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"

by raspus May 23, 2019

Valve

It means dick/penis/cock, or package. Because that's where you get release.

Now I'm going to go to Deborah and have her check my valve.

by lone_wolf32 February 10, 2022

pfoofer valve

the correct spelling of the phrase "foo-foo valve". Reference to the noise when one lets an accidental pass gas "pfoof/pfft", and more obscure but relevant reference to the slang australian (and new zealand) term for a gay man "poof"- as indirectly referring to the anus.

he nearly blew his pfoofer valve

by random cat March 4, 2015