A male who says what he is going to do to you sexually, or let you do to him, or reminds you of what the two of you did years ago, or asks what your favorite position is, or says what the two of you should have done years ago and didn't, and sexts all of the above, without actually letting you have sex with him. Self cock-blocking.
Paul has sent me text messages all day saying that he'd rather be fucking me, but really he's a vag tease because he won't come over here and do it.
by TangerineDreams April 27, 2011
Get the vag teasemug. When a girl gets so caught up in something that she doesn't take a shower and forgets and lets someone go down on her and thats where they run into the Vag Jelly!
by Randy A September 16, 2007
Get the Vag Jellymug. Person, Place, or Thing that has the astounding ability to attract females (Vagina aka Vag) with some kind of mystic magnetic like force (Magnet aka Mag).
Vag Mag Owner: Dude! After getting that new BMW convertible, I've been racking in the PUSSY!
Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!
Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.
Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!
Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.
by PerVecTxCHILD May 2, 2009
Get the Vag Magmug. Another word for "fanny batter"
by The Spike February 22, 2007
Get the vag vegmug. Another word for the labia or the skin surrounding the opening of a girl's vagina.
Pronunciation: Vaj Flaps
Pronunciation: Vaj Flaps
by llama moose bug juice June 21, 2007
Get the Vag Flapsmug. Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.
by TheSloppyBrown December 4, 2013
Get the Breaking Vagmug. A vagina primarily used to store small objects. Also functions with full reproductive capabilities. It is possible to have in excess of one pocket vag.
"Hey Mickey, I just knocked up your left pocket vag. Also please return my video rental, I placed it in your left pocket vag for you. If it isn't returned by tommorow I will have to pay a $4.00 overdue fee.
by Kenny Shaw November 28, 2007
Get the pocket vagmug.