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Brendon Urie

The hottest fucking man alive. With an amazing ass, voice, face and lips that make you wanna touch yourself.
Aly: OMG I love Brendon Urie so much, he has such amazing lips and the project that seductive voice.
Jude:I know right and did you see his ass as he walked off stage!
Brendon Urie by Brenny's_girl June 24, 2010

Brendon Urie Butt

The VERY attractive lead singer from panic at the disco's very luscious/sexy/big butt.
Fan1: i love brendon urie!

Ryan Ross: i love Brendon Urie butt!

Urinal Turtle 

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.
I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
Urinal Turtle by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

Brendon Urie

The owner of "The Fifty Foot Forehead"
Woah! Did you see that guy? His forehead was hitting the ceiling! And we're outside!

Yeah! That's Brendon Urie!
Brendon Urie by strange_emo February 24, 2017

urinehead 

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.
{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!
urinehead by Telephony April 9, 2013

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.