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A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it ; made popular from the show "Glee" when it was said by Brittany to Kurt
“When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off. And black unicorns, they become zebras."

"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
by lovesong13 November 13, 2011
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Don't call it a horse; it's a unicorn. It's mythical, magical mysterious, not plain. It has wings like a pegasus and a nice white coat. It grants wishes and prances inthe rain. It came around in 8000 BC. Noah's ark wasn't built b4 it. Do you think its not real? Full house; it's in the background fool. Eating grass all day; partying all night. It'll grant your wish right before your eyes. They hide in your hills and eat all your apples. They also write the facts on youur Snapples. You can thank them later for that.
Person 1:
Hey! Look at that Unicorn!
Person 2:
Hey, where's my apple?
by ;3; July 12, 2011
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1. An animal that kicks ass.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.
awesome person 1: <:D
awesome person 2:...is that a unicorn?
by ....:D July 25, 2010
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An individual who is half Jewish. It is derived from the myth that Jewish people have horns (a biblical misreading) and as such, an individual with only half authentic Jewish ancestry, has only one horn...hence a Unicorn.
My mother was raised dutch-reform, but my father is Jewish, so I'm pretty much a straight up unicorn.
by communistashes. March 8, 2009
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A mythical and elusive poop. You you felt it come out, but there is no smell, no fecal transfer on the toilet paper and you will see nothing in the bowl except, in some cases, the very tip of a horn.

The opposite of the Minotaur.
I took my morning shit already, but I'm not really satisfied. I'm sure something came out, but it was a unicorn.
by hot carl sagan January 3, 2011
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A rare mystical, magical creature.
A white girl with a large ass.
"Look, that girl is such a unicorn!"

"Dangggg, i'd tap that!)
by AliceonE April 3, 2011
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A word used to describe a dickhead
Omar is a unicorn
by unicornfamily December 28, 2013
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