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dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.
Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!
by macmatty January 15, 2006
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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear
by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022
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Frederiks Underwear

Frederiks underwear is am ist in Viborg, the legend rennnnnnn keeps them safe, no-one will fucking touch it, you understand me? u little shit
Frederiks underwear is in Viborg
by Stonilover September 4, 2019
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the cutest thing since X-men underwear

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.
Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!
by Shawn B. May 29, 2003
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The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.
by cchriss92 August 9, 2007
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