twisted

To be so drunk, you feel as though you are on a hallucinogenic trip similar to DXM.

"I was so twisted off that 99 bananas last night."

by insanegerbil June 14, 2005

twisted sister

The art of a man tucking his balls and weiner in between his legs acting as if he had a vagina. This is usually coupled by dancing in front of a mirror while saying "Put the lotion in the basket"

Dude grossed me out. He got me with a twisted sister

by stretchnutzz April 21, 2010

Twisted Whiskers

Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.

Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.

This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...

by another_freak May 1, 2005

twisted

1. Gnarled or tangled.

2. A twisting motion looks like a tied up man trying to wriggle his way out of the rope.

3. Something that's just plain messed up. A 'WTF?!' moment.

1. "This forest is creepy, the branches are all twisted and I see yellow eyes in the bushes!"

2. If you twist the lever, the secret door opens!

3. A pregnant man, now that's twisted.

by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Twisted Teas

Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.

"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"

"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"

by Rjehh May 24, 2018

the cool points are out and i'm all twisted up in your game

ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you

~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me

by sandra January 19, 2004

Twasted

The level of intoxication experienced after drinking and smoking that sticky stanky.

I shouldn't have taken that last hit, the herb and vodka got me all sorts of twasted!

by ShimmyVB August 26, 2015