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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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Two to the one, from the one to the three

Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.
Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat
by dkalsdk November 8, 2022
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kill two cats with one lawnmower

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.
by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003
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Type one or type two

on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.
hey babe are you Type one or type two-
type one, look!
by jezzabee January 10, 2010
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The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014
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one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
by kkbb April 28, 2019
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Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."
If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.
by E.Sotes April 10, 2011
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