pig teeth

A man or woman who only has 2 teeth in their mouth, both on the bottom part of the gums, and both of which resemble tusks from a boar's mouth.

That chick at the club was lookin' hot til' i made her laugh and she flashed those butt-ugly pig teeth.

by yo-yo baiter July 13, 2007

twathammock

Vulgar slang used to describe a woman's knickers, or especially a thong.

Hammock : ham·mock n.
A hanging, easily swung length of canvas or heavy netting suspended between two trees or other supports and used as a seat or bed.


Twat : twat n.
Vulgar Slang. The vulva. (in this case, the hammcoked parts are the Labia Majora, or in extreme circumstances Minora too)

A Hammock for the Twat.

Perfect.

"Her twathammock was too thin for such an excitable girl, and soon folded into the abyss"

by bmr May 11, 2004

Teeth Boner

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)

Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.

by Pisanty September 11, 2010

Tethered Grimble

n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry

If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...

by Labattomy May 29, 2012

tethered dwell

The act of sitting or standing in a place that you'd rather not be, for the sole purpose of recharging a mobile device.

She avoids tethered dwell at the airport because standing with weirdos adds insult to injury when your phone is running low on batteries.

by CLEAR-INC May 17, 2017

teethfishing

When someone on a dating site doesn't smile with their teeth in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they have bad teeth.

This girl isn't smiling with her teeth in any of her pictures, I think she's teethfishing me.

by mflowers May 17, 2019

Teeth-zone

The face hole. Specifically with teeth.

"Hey, put that t-bone steak in your Teeth-zone but don't get it confused with your t-zone"

by One off handle July 26, 2021