Trenching

To run your finger between pussy lips in an attempt to remove the cheese that resides there.

"Edward enjoys trenching a vagina every morning. He says the dollop of cheese he scoops out tastes wonderful mixed into his morning coffee."

by grape_catAg April 14, 2015

torching

Smoking massive amounts of Jamaican kush

-Yo lets get to torching!

- Alright I'm ready to get torched

by Dankballer600 August 18, 2015

eyebrow twitching

If your eyebrow starts twitching, your face will begin to go numb and start deforming. You need to consult a doctor for it may be only a short time before it starts to deform. It's also very contagious.

Friend: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Me: "My eyebrow's been twitching"
Friend: "Get away from me! I don't want it. You've probably got that new disease called the eyebrow twitching"

by Yeyassss December 12, 2013

Twerking

Tweeting at work.

Don't let the boss catch you twerking, you know we're not suppose to use twitter on the clock.

by MelStar December 4, 2013

Twerking

A sad excuse for a dance. Performed by shaking your ass up and down. Commonly used by girls who work at strip clubs.

Random Slut: ooooh! Look at me twerking!
Me: I can see your future taking place at hooters.

by Thefutureisdoomed February 3, 2014

teaching

1. A term for something being dry or armz. When someone is told off but can only be used in the case where the telling off is *true*.

2. Third party response to an insult

Orig. Polite teachers/parents critisizing work and then claiming that it's simply teaching, causing others present to say "Ohhh dry. I mean, teaching"

"You're way off pitch, where the _____ did you learn to sing?"
"Oh, TEACHING!"

by LauraLouise May 21, 2004

teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.

teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.

by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009