Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.

A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.

by IamHanFei January 18, 2021

dead tweet

When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)

"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."

by Syn Tempo May 3, 2021

Tweet and Yeet

The only way you should be active on the hell-site, commonly known as Twitter.
Coined by ADT.

Me, a mere commoner : Why are you active on Twitter?
ADT, with her superior intellect : Just 'Tweet and Yeet', mi amigo.
Me, with my mind blown : WHAAAAAA- (mind blown noises ensue)

by prajju October 30, 2021

Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)

Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.

by CatSheman October 20, 2010

tweet and delete

A type of social media public relations stunt, used mostly by celebrity whores who want to get quickly noticed on Twitter. A tweet is posted, then immediately deleted, then screenshots of the tweet get posted to prove the existence of the tweet itself.

Did @kanyewest tweet and delete a naked photo of @KimKardashian? #douchebag4life

by primetime4521 September 28, 2014

Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.

Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian

by Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha July 13, 2015