Tuna Spit

The act of spitting tuna from your tuna sandwhich all over your computer. Usually performed if any feeling of extreme and utter disgust and surprise arises or extreme cases of amusement. in order to tuna spit one must dwell on the matter at hand and ultimately realize the true amusement within the context. The pause of reflection usually takes approximately 3-6 seconds

"don't you think it's weird you have a tiny dick you fucking arse hole it's her choice just because you sleep with every infected bimbo that Is blind enought to some how get pleasure from you doesn't mean other people are that stupid and self hating."

.....

(laughs and performs TUNA SPIT)

by Lebanese Mechanic June 8, 2010

tunnel the skull

(to): new synonym phrase for "to pick someone's brain. by having a tête-â-tête with them.

if you want to be a successful HR manager at any company you need to learn asap the skills needed to tunnel the skull of a potential new employee when the latter is an interviewee.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

tuna fish taco

(Noun) Refers to a female's groin region, especially between the labia, often in conjunction with oral sex (cunnilingus). Can imply the area needs cleaning.

1. Marcie's boyfriend ate her out so much, her friends said his favorite food was tuna fish taco.

2. Janet's pussy smelled awful but Linda ate her out anyway. Linda was proud she soldered through Janet's tuna fish taco.

3. The pussy stank was like a week old tuna fish taco.

by The Gourmet May 12, 2014

tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.

oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.

by Chapey March 6, 2017

Tunatard

Someone who is always eating tuna at work and insensitively subjecting coworkers to the nauseating odor.

She is a straight-up tunatard with absolutely no social awareness whatsoever!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

fungal tunnel

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in a fungal tunnel. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011

kerbal tunnel

Kerbal Tunnel is when you get sore wrists from playing Kerbal Space Program for hours on end.

Man, ever since I got weekends off I've had Kerbal Tunnel from spending all damn day playing Kerbal Space Program.

by The Keasbey Knight March 27, 2015