Truckers Rivet

When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding
I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.

If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet
by Bobonthis1 July 23, 2021
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trucker grenade

A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.
Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.
by Sh!tB!rd October 31, 2023
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beef trucker

A name you call a friend when they have won a competition with you, or otherwise exerted their superiority over you.
You beat me at tennis, you beef trucker!

rat turd meanie
by Lehuanani Kalua'u June 27, 2010
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Trucker stew

A combination of methamphetamines, cocaine, and red bull.
If I don't make myself a bowl of trucker stew I'll never stay up to study for the exam.
by Drock79 July 18, 2016
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Trucker Twinky

When truckers are into peggin, fisting and sucking dick but claim to be straight.
Myron and Jordan are trucker twinkys.
by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022
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Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
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Super-Trucker

Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.
That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker
by Jungle-monkey May 21, 2023
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