tortizza

An amazing food made with tortilla shells pizza sauce, sharp cheddar mozzarella and provalone cheese, topped with pepperonis. Great for people on a low budget with munchies and easy to make for pizza lovers.

I was to high I just made tortizza and it didnt burn the house down.

by kayloni fesslering March 12, 2014

Tortatas

male breasts

I love your tortatas.

by Zero Refinements March 22, 2016

Tortilla de patatas en el parking

Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass

"Te voy a llevar la tortilla de patatas en el parking del Kinepolis"

by Davazkz July 31, 2017

Tortoise Diet

One of the best reptilian animals. Foods include:

Mulberry leaves
Grape vine leaves
Hibiscus leaves
African hibiscus leaves
Blue hibiscus leaves
Rose of Sharon leaves
Rose leaves
Geraniums
Azania
Lavatera
Pansies
Petunias
Hostas
Honeysuckle
Cape honeysuckle
Leaves and blooms from any squash plant, like pumpkin, cucumber, summer squash, etc...
Young spineless opuntia cactus pads

Weeds:

There are so many!!!
Dandelion
Mallow
Filaree
Smooth Sow thistle
Prickly Sow thistle
Milk thistle
Goat head weed
Cats ear
Nettles
Trefoil
Wild onion
Wild mustard
Wild Garlic
Clovers
Broadleaf plantain
Narrow leaf plantain
Chick weed
Hawksbit
Hensbit
Hawksbeard
This is mostly for leopard tortoises and sulcata tortoises but for leopards less grass.

Tortoises need a big variety in their diet. Tortoise Diet

by #Animals4life January 21, 2018

Tortilla man

Slipknot’s newest precussionist, who replaced Chris Fehn in 2019.

His identity was unknown a couple of months, but after a while fans and others found out that it is Michael Pfaff.

Dude look at Tortilla man! He’s going ham on the stage!

by MFKR1999 April 16, 2020

Tortilla napkin

When someone at a restaurant uses a tortilla instead of a napkin.

Did you just use a tortilla napkin Kerém??

by BIG TONE122 August 2, 2020

Tort

Short for tortellini. Created By Mrs Berrigan's class advisory of 2020-2021.

Ima Tort; Jimmy Tort, Billy Tort, Suzzy Tort; I love tort. TORT TORT TORT!

by FLYINGLLAMA8346 November 12, 2020