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upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.
by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018
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Surprise Trombone Buttsex

Surprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.

Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.

just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.

Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
horny man 1: What sex?

horny group: Butt sex!

horny man 1: What sex?

horny group: Butt sex!

Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!

(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey

girl 1: hey

horny man 1: Surprise Trombone Buttsex!
by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 4, 2009
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rusty trombone party

n. A male-only party where the guests show up pants-less and give each other rusty trombones til they all pass out.
Dude, are you going to Steve's rusty trombone party next thursday??
by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004
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pink trombone

noun. Slang for penis, dick, cock, etc., specifically when being fellated.
"Man, he ain't interested in your sister -- he only plays the pink trombone."
by Elwood P. Dowd January 2, 2007
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tromboned

tromboned this word means banged, i would bang, i want to bang.bang=SEX
i would trombone that girl. she would get absolutly get tromboned.
by Higzi June 26, 2008
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glass trombone

A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.

First used by Holy Moly:

"You are never alone with a glass trombone"
Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.
by downtuning February 29, 2008
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Reverse rusty trombone

Being blown why your girl massaging your prostate with the dildo
I love it when my girl sucks my dick will she fucks me in the ass with her dildo.
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
by slimbeau April 21, 2017
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