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South Carolina Trojan Horse

A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.
I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe October 29, 2023
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trojan horse

A sex partner who is very attractive and appears to be healthy but is sporting a hidden STD.
Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"

Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"

Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
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trojanfan6

Elton John is so trojanfan6.
by Cody June 2, 2003
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trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!
"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"
by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010
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trojan handshake

When you and a mate grab each other by the cock and shake vigorously at Petaluma High School
Make sure if you see Nathan in the hall you give him a Trojan Handshake.
by Blakedpotato May 20, 2018
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Forest Park Trojans

The best football team in Upper Michigan, making frequent trips to the MHSAA state championship.
- Have you heard about the Forest Park Trojans?

- Yeah! Those guys always go to the state championship.
by Madigan Moore May 28, 2009
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trojan

Someone who chain smokes 3 decks a day
Matty: Another one already Page?
Page: Meh....
Matty: Youre a fuking Trojan
by SteveMattyPage July 11, 2006
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