trenchy

low- or dirty-minded

glancing at the idea that a person's mind is in a muddy trench, with connotations of both trench-foot and a degenerate's trench coat

When he said that a slip of the return key halfway through typing "milfoil" in an internet search would transform an invasive aquatic plant into a filthy acronym, his friend laughed and said, "Trenchy minds think alike!"

He replied, "Stop right now! I don't want to hear any jokes about olives, whales, sunflowers, safflowers, or corn."

by Elsinore Sexton June 19, 2011

Fuck Trench

A female who is the lowest of low in the on the slam chain, the highest being "Slam Pig" and the middle being "Slam Donkey." She has a face that seems to have been ran over with the "what-the-fuck truck" more that a few times, yet her body is banging enough to take a good fucking or six. You easily pick them up in the dark corners of the club where they lerk in packs, take them back to your place/car/parking garage/restroom, slam her once or twice then leave. No need for names or numbers. You and your dick will be ashamed, as you should be.

Ronnie: What happened to you last night? I turned around and you were gone.

Joe: I found a chick in the back corner with a body that looked like it could take a a good slamming, and she took it like a chanp right up against the bathroom wall.

Ronnie: A Hottie?

Joe: Uh.... well..... A Trench.

Ronnie: Dude. Fuck Trench?

Joe: Yeah Im going to go shower... Again.

Ronnie: Dude.....

by joeymaree January 18, 2009

Trench rot

What happens to you feet when you leave you boots on for way to long. Originating in the trenches during the first great war.

Q: "What smells like almonds and chemicals?"
A: "I got trench foot"

by Harry Lane Smith May 19, 2004

trench warfare

warfare where opposing sides attack and counterattack while in ditches, first thought of in WWI.

trench warfare in world war I

by chris1143 November 5, 2010

trenchous

An unending downpour of consecutively terrible events

Last night was trenchous.

by Dwight Latardy May 29, 2008

trench booty

is a guy or girl that has a very long butt like the trenches in world war 1

Sha'Mel: hey Jon do you see that girl over there with that trench booty?

Jon: Hell yea i do that ass is long.

by Karc30 May 31, 2009

Trench FAce

Trench face occurs after at least four days of no sleep and 18 grams of mephedrone or 3 grams of NRG-1. Victims believe that the outside world is the battle of the somme and that their eyeballs have turned into penises.

Hey man your penis eyeballed anus-hole has major trench face.

dude, i havent seen you for a few days, your face is super-trenched!

by Trench-kil April 27, 2010