treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

by 1 Love July 11, 2010

Trees

Discreet term for 'marijuana for sale'.

ME: Got trees?
DEALER: Yea man how much u need?

by Jroh November 11, 2008

Tim Trees

by far the best rapper ever. representin murdaland to the fullest

"wayne jones gets dome in the 500 benz on chrome, talkin on my flip phone gettin mah dick blown"

by paul April 23, 2004

Teets and Gens

Teets and Gens is the equivalent of tits and genitals. Its something you say when you're angry or when you find out something stupid.

Lindsey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Teets and Gens!

Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!

by Hoodie24 December 21, 2009

Burn trees

Burning trees is one of many euphemisms for smoking marijuana.

-Hey man, you wanna go burn trees?
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple

by pteradatrick June 3, 2011

Treesha

A girl who looks for dick 24/7
No matter how old, new, or dirty.

Girl: I want some dick from that cute hobo
Me: don't be a treesha

by Notreeshazone100 January 8, 2020