National Treasure 

A female of caucasian decent that wants every male to enjoy her brain and physique, but is unwilling to allow sexual contact with her hoo ha. Any sexual contact with said region will require a complex devirginization ceremony.

Although she was the most treasured virgin of all the land, no man was willing to complete the rigorous training necessary to deflower the National Treasure.

National Treasure by William Gary Rosenberg January 16, 2009

Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt 

A coital maneuver wherein an obese male sexual partner hurls a handful of confectioners sugar upon the ambiguous lower fat rolls of his female partner. When the female partner has produced enough vaginal secretions to wet the confectioners suger to the point of translucence, the male partner will have sufficient indication as to where he ought to fuck that bitch.

"Meet me in the back of the Old Country Buffet and I'll go on a Powered Sugar Treasure Hunt with ya."


"Dude.... you slept with Susan?"

""Yeah, I totally tapped that!"

"How?"

"It was little tricky, but I just gave her a Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt, and the thunder was rollin' in no time!"

Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt by Pooter Juice March 31, 2009

booty treasure 

unexpected objects found in a large woman's butt-cleavage just prior to sex

Jim:Dude, I found a chicken wing in her butt cleavage! I love fat chicks!

John:That's some pretty sweet booty treasure!

booty treasure by captain_M April 1, 2010

Lost Treasure 

When you leave a large poo in the toilet for the cleaner to see.

Dude the cleaner is going to be pissed when she finds the lost treasure in the bog.

Lost Treasure by xMC- October 2, 2013

rusty treasure 

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.

Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.

rusty treasure by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015

Australian Treasure 

The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).

After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"

Australian Treasure by Baba Booey 69 September 7, 2016

Brown treasure 

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

Brown treasure by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008