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Trail Biscuit 

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.
Trail Biscuit by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022

trail one off 

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick
trail one off by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

Trail Tail 

Getting a piece of ass while hiking or camping.
Yo, I met this group of girls hiking on the AT, I totally got some trail tail.
Trail Tail by nightNOLA April 30, 2022

Trail Blazer 

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.
That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

Trail-license 

Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.
Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail-licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!
Trail-license by HenkdeTank July 19, 2023

Trail Mix 

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.
"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"
Trail Mix by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023