Blonde: But Jim, where is your penis?
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!
by TheKlepDawg007CoolGuy June 10, 2011
Get the Happy Trailmug. When you're getting a blowjob but are too drunk to finish so you pee a little in her mouth. This is of course an attempt to fool her into thinking the fellatio was successfully completed so as not to hurt any feelings.
A: "Dude, I was getting a hummer last night but was super drunk and just wanted to pass out so I led her down the Yukon Trail.
B: "Did she strike it rich?"
A: "She thought so but it was just fools gold."
B: "Did she strike it rich?"
A: "She thought so but it was just fools gold."
by DP84 November 22, 2009
Get the Yukon Trailmug. A super sexy line of hair, usually on males, that runs from the navel to the 'genitals.' When I say super sexy, it's only super sexy on guys...not girls...
by nicole March 11, 2004
Get the happy trailmug. by Hairysnail March 22, 2017
Get the Snail Trailmug. In back country skiing circles, it is often defined as the act of venturing into untouched or “virgin” snow. In matters of the flesh, breaking trail is defined as the act of venturing into new sexual acts or unexplored areas with a partner.
Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?
Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin, and I told her, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.
Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin, and I told her, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.
by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013
Get the breaking trailmug. Slug Trails' appear after an orgasm, and your sheets have clear residue in a trail that looks like a slug has just passed through.
by Kayla July 14, 2004
Get the Slug Trailmug. by not_khaleel January 19, 2018
Get the trail of thoughtmug.