Toad Fish

Very nasty, smelly vagina that gives off an unimaginably putrid stench.

That girl has some serious toad fish. I almost threw up when she walked past me.

by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015

Toad in the hole

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.

“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”

by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020

Toad-in-the-hole

When you drop a big, fat steaming stool into a cavernous cunt. Thus, making the shit resemble the sausage in a toad-in-the-hole.

I made a spiffing toad-in-the-hole with your mother last Sunday. The parson enjoyed it very much.

by Captain Butt Soup December 17, 2017

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006

toad face

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

Toad Stool

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

by Starlight187 July 8, 2010