The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.
by Kittenish August 03, 2009
The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
by Druskeet November 09, 2007
by Spencer Deane June 25, 2008
either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will
guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch
guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch
guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing
by a white racist-dom f May 22, 2011
When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.
Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.
by awmm May 31, 2015
by Michael Ferry March 12, 2007
by juicefang September 26, 2009