The Ketchup Law

The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.
"Oh man, I grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!"

"That's the Ketchup Law, dude."
by Kittenish August 03, 2009
Get the The Ketchup Law mug.

ketchup packet

The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
by Druskeet November 09, 2007
Get the ketchup packet mug.

Ketchup Face

A Ketchup Face is a person who has a very pale white face with big red lips, usually a skinny teen.
Look at that little kid over there, he's such a ketchup face!
by Spencer Deane June 25, 2008
Get the Ketchup Face mug.

ketchup squirter

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will
guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing
by a white racist-dom f May 22, 2011
Get the ketchup squirter mug.

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.
Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.
by awmm May 31, 2015
Get the Ketchup Fart mug.

ketchup cooch

man, my dick looked like a twizzler when i took it out of her ketchup cooch
by Michael Ferry March 12, 2007
Get the ketchup cooch mug.

Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.
"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."
by juicefang September 26, 2009
Get the Ketchup Guy mug.