SAUSAGE TEMPLE

A body that likes a lot of Sausage

Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"

by marcowh May 3, 2019

Gillette Templeton

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.

Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"

by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021

Shirley Temple

A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.

That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.

by S21 May 25, 2009

tumple

an otherwise loveable person who coerces other people into doing things for them by making pitiful sounds.

Matt: Hey Jah, I hear you're dating that new girl, Aysha. She cool?
Jah: Yeah she's sweet. She's a real tumple though.

Matt: Dang!

by liberatti July 24, 2010

Masonic Temple

A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.

The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.

by The Master Mason August 11, 2006

Temple Tantrum

When a person throws a fit (a.k.a. tantrum) inside of a place of worship

Church Goer 1: "Man, did you see that little girl today in church?"

Church Goer 2: "Ya, that was SUCH a temple tantrum"

Church Goer 1: "Her loud, disruptive temple tantrum is making me want to switch religions!"

by Bergasado December 9, 2012

playing temple run

Code word for masturbation.

Jackie: So I heard James was playing temple run to the thought of Finny's nipples.

Me: That's perverted.

by TheDevilsKitten February 20, 2014