'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
by further mathematician June 17, 2018
Get the thread mug.A type of person found on guitar threads, who lectures any "noob" (new person) trying to find out basic guitar info such as: "what type of effects does Slash use?" the noob is repremanded and/or mocked for their choice of music and the need to ask such questions. The Thread Geek invariably goes off topic talking absolute bullshit about extravagant effects pedals, Rare or (badly) modded ugly guitars, pointless exotic scales and dissing really popular bands (usually Heavy Metal bands eg. Megadeth), by claiming some obscure guitar player (Usually Steve Vai) is technically better and its a shame how tasteless the masses are.
Noob: "Hey does anybody know what kind of effects Slash uses?"
Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."
Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"
Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."
Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"
by thespeakerofmanytru8 December 7, 2011
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A thread that lacks shtick, perhaps the greatest thread ever created by gin and robot at the beggining of March. Full of jokes, insults, and entertaining drivel. Famed members are in the SHoF (Shtickless Hall of Fame) and referred to as SHoFers.
Yo homie, I'm breaking up with my girl so I can post in the Shtickless Thread more. I wanna be a SHoFer!
by gin April 19, 2005
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by hdevonxz October 20, 2006
Get the /thread mug.Kennedy Burke thieving my damn yogurt with some innocent damn look but got my spoon haning out her mouth.
by chriswillios December 22, 2008
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by lcdn July 13, 2006
Get the Threadjacks mug.Special dismount used primarily while riding quads. Methods include following someone down a hill, after seeing them struggle with a drainage gully on said hill. Dismount involves flying over the end of the quad, spread eagle, while the quad follows, flipping and landing on the rider several times. Aftermath of the dismount includes kicking dirt on the downed rider and saying "Harden the Fuck Up!"
by s@ndm@n February 25, 2009
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