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shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.
I need some shampoo
by hydrofungus July 30, 2023
mugGet the shampoomug.

shampoo horn

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower
by poopooass September 15, 2019
mugGet the shampoo hornmug.

Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*
mugGet the Samurai Shampoomug.

fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
mugGet the fuck your shampoomug.

Shampooed russalo

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.
by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023
mugGet the Shampooed russalomug.

Soggy shampoo

When i jack of i use soggy shampoo
by Not soggyshampoo October 5, 2020
mugGet the Soggy shampoomug.

mexican shampoo

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.
by moooomo December 8, 2017
mugGet the mexican shampoomug.

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