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certified gooner

a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.
dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
by himolton April 25, 2024
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Gooner

What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!

Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022
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Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Raian, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: everyone other than Raian
Raian:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Everyone: gooner (funny discord gif)
by 69dieddiedofligma May 7, 2024
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Gooner

That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.
by SlobbyDeezNutz August 7, 2023
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Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day
“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”
by Adam sandal May 13, 2025
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Gooner

An adjective for someone sus and/or goons 24/7.
Joe:yo ben, billy is a gooner
Ben:for real bro.
Billy:*epically gooning*
by XD_1234 September 20, 2025
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Non-gooner

People who don't literally goon
uh yeah
really thats it.
"wow you don't goon, your a non-gooner!"
"uh yeah vro, I am a non-gooner."
by Hyperman555 October 17, 2025
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