Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person

Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

by thatonewhitedude August 16, 2019

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020