Phoenix Vag

When a girl is allergic to condoms and it burns like hell, but the man continues anyway

Despite her Phoenix Vag, I kept at it for a while. The screaming made my dick rise from the ashes.

by JustAConcernedKid March 11, 2019

Vag Jelly

When a girl gets so caught up in something that she doesn't take a shower and forgets and lets someone go down on her and thats where they run into the Vag Jelly!

EWWW! So Matt went down on her and the girl had vag jelly! GROSSSSS!

by Randy A September 06, 2007

Vag Mag

Person, Place, or Thing that has the astounding ability to attract females (Vagina aka Vag) with some kind of mystic magnetic like force (Magnet aka Mag).

Vag Mag Owner: Dude! After getting that new BMW convertible, I've been racking in the PUSSY!

Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!

Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.

by PerVecTxCHILD May 02, 2009

vag veg

Another word for "fanny batter"

I went down on her but she had some serious vag veg - It was rank

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Vag Flaps

Another word for the labia or the skin surrounding the opening of a girl's vagina.

Pronunciation: Vaj Flaps

Your vag flaps keep gettin' in the way, I can't get in!

by llama moose bug juice May 29, 2007

Breaking Vag

When you hide your meth pipe in your vagina and it shatters.

Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.

by TheSloppyBrown December 04, 2013

Beaver-Vag

More appropriate and modern pronunciation of 'beverage'

Tom has at least 3 ice-cold beaver-vags waiting in his dorm.

by Tchaikovsky October 25, 2010