by Drock79 July 18, 2016
by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022
A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.
That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker
by Jungle-monkey May 21, 2023
When you walk into the rest area bathroom and here the funniest, nastiest, noises coming from the stall..... the act of blowing everything out of your ass like an explosion.
I was trying to piss, and all of a sudden, a guy comes running in, slams a door , and before I knew it he was having a "trucker blowout"!!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't even was my hands.
by Seminole February 25, 2016
A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017
mother trucker is a guy that trucks your mother, when you move he will truck your mother to the new house
by Did Someone Say Pie September 04, 2017