smear the queer 

A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the "queer" you you tackle, "smear" the bajebus out of him

Hey! Give the ball to Chris!!

smear the queer by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003

toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.

toast to the Queen by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

the quest 

Freighter class minivan. Must always be refered to as THE Quest. The only car that can make the jump to lightspeed.

She may not look like much but...well thats about it.

the quest by Hector Projecoter April 10, 2003

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

check the quality of the turf by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

kick the quil 

A motivational phrase with the sole intent of encouraging one to discontinue the chronic use of Vicks Nyquil cold and flu medication for non-medical purposes.

Dude, you've been drinking that stuff, like, every night for the past three months. I think it may be time to kick the quil.

kick the quil by Carolyn Giles May 8, 2008

The Qureshi Queef

When a woman is filled up with curry infused cum by a middle easterner. Then queefs it all out into his mouth, so he may enjoy that spicy taste he loves and that smell that reminds him of his dear mother.

Harry threw a wad in Terry and and begged her for the Qureshi Queef. He just needed to savor the spicy flavor!

The Qureshi Queef by cheeser696 January 7, 2013