party guardian

A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have

Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.

by noscopethepope May 1, 2017

Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.

The Guardian Security Systems is helpful.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.

I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.

by CentralBeing December 19, 2023

Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag

I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day

by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021

GuardiaN

A NaVi CS:GO player who is good with AWP.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!

by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020

Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.

Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024