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by Green Pill December 31, 2019
A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have
Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.
by noscopethepope May 02, 2017
Person #1: Why is she always so aggressive whenever someone trash talks *insert name*?
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 03, 2024
by Sans from fallout 4 February 21, 2023