Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 08, 2010

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

cat batter

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye

Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye

by Yeahbe November 22, 2017

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 08, 2011

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 03, 2009

batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain

by MSDorset December 21, 2022

Battered Sausage

the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)

me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it

by battered sausage man April 24, 2010