rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"

Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...

by Michel_angelo September 10, 2021

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Stink 101

Any type of beginning chemistry class, from the not-always-so-pleasant smells that emanate from the laboratories of such classes.

I dropped a beaker of indole in Stink 101, and the whole lab stank for days on end!

by pentozali July 16, 2009

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Seduce 101

Are you from Iran? Because i can take you to Bangkok

Best seduction sentence ever!

Yeah! it's Seduce 101

by AngelicDarling November 5, 2019

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I want to spend my life with you. I promised to marry you Julie... Why would I not want this to work? But if you want to leave me I can't force you to stay. That would be selfish of me. I just want you happy. So if being without me is what makes you happy then I'll have to accept that and just disapear out your life. You think that's what I want? It's not but do I have a choice? I can't make you love me. I love you so much this is so painful. Losing you. My biggest fear coming true. All I want is you so bad. Why can't I just have you. Why does everything have to go so wrong for me in life. Right when I finally find true happiness it gets snatched away from me. I'm deteriorating on the inside right now. I'm slowly gravitating towards self destruction. This pain is too unbearable. Fr

Big facts of SOULMATE 101 , once Dallas met Julie He could not imagine life without her.

by AloVulpix-Geng September 13, 2021

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