Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 3, 2021

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013

testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry

HOLY TESTICULAR TUESDAY

by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023

Testicular Telepathy

1.(Scientific)

The moment you look at a fellow male and see him take testicular damage in any way, and you twist/straighten/move your body like you were the one taking the damage.

2.(Bro Code)
The moment you go '' UUuuuuuuuuuu'' when a homie gets hit in the dicc

*Sees a random guy get hit in the nuts*
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk bro that hurt, testicular telepathy hits hard

by DefinitelyNotRain June 16, 2022