tennis face

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.

"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."

by Ace January 6, 2004

playing tennis

code phrase used for smoking weed. used so that people will not know you're actually smoking weed

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo bro, we playing tennis later?"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll let you know when"

Example 2:
Person 1: "If you're not busy lets play tennis later"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll hit you up"

by tennisplayer123 October 16, 2017

tennis dick

spraining of the dick from over working it

i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night

by the boofer March 9, 2003

Tonsil tennis

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon

Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.

by Omar037 July 7, 2015

Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl

Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!

by Principator December 29, 2020

scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum

Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?

by niggerswillburninhell February 20, 2019

Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

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by Tommy172 October 27, 2011