Telebubbie

Dat teletubbie bubble butt.

“Hey man I have a strange urge to fuck some telebubbie.”
“Seriously? What’s wrong with you?”
“Everything”

by Doubletrouble89 February 4, 2018

Taleesa

Is a real b!*ch when it comes to socializing, fun and lovable. Sometimes she is very smart. She is very outgoing but shy. When you hangout with a Taleesa you have alot of fun and don’t want to leave when you have to. It is a once in a lifetime to meet a girl like her. She does almost anything you want her to do and she is very kind. She will keep a guard up and not talk about her problems with people. She is a very strong girl.

Kid: “over there, who’s that?”

Kid 2: “that’s Taleesa, I heard she’s not someone you wanna mess with”

by 420xxShooterxx420 February 11, 2020

taleena

That good old fashioned home schooled country gal. Pretty as the day is long and horny all day err day. She got that fat ass too. People think her name is kind of weird until they hear her sister's. The realist bitch on the planet. Oh and she's almost always followed by a sexy ass metro mother fucker named Stevie.

Did you see that girl with that fat ass? Yeah Boi that's a Taleena fo sho.

by Darkernight February 6, 2015

telebrick

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".

I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking

by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

Tele-pwned

When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.

"Dude, is that Mark calling again? WTF!"
*ignore call*
"Ha! Tele-pwned!"

by Gustafae October 3, 2008

telecarb

the carbs that you burn talking on the phone

*ring* ring* "hello?" "hey, i'm just calling you to burn some telecarbs"

by connor & kristy October 16, 2008

telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009