Technoblade

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Technoblade Flying

some thing you can show ur mum when she says u can have a phone when pigs fly

u: mum can i have a phone
ur mum: when pigs fly
u: *shows ur mum technoblade flying*
ur mum: still no

by thenonbinaryegg April 20, 2022

…technoblade

coolest, swaggiest and funniest person ever tho they are a big simp for wilbur.. anyways they are my best friend😊

…technoblade is swag

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

Technoblade never dies

Technobacon’s catchphrase before he got sizzled

“Technoblade never dies!!!!”
Stage 4 cancer:

by ELLY INCOLINGO June 30, 2022

Technofag

Technofag, any individual erotically interested with technology.

Well-known Technofags include: Al Gore, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Dr. Michael Griffin and many, many others.

Did you see Jamison with his iPhone?
Yen, what a Technofag

by Stanislao June 10, 2009

Technoblade

Dead

I cried for three months straight because of technoblade may he rest in peice

by Thatweirdgay December 9, 2022

technoblade

he likes cupcakes i'm serious he literally dmed me and said that he liked cupcakes and i think that's neat :

pvp god !! literally do not mess with him
also rlly cool voice n one of my comfort ytbers/streamers - i recommend him if u aren't already watching him!

technoblade is so cool wtf??

by b6byhotline November 7, 2020