"Jim, I hired you to fill out TPS reports, not to proselytize to the entire industry. You're Tebowing, and driving a lot of potential investors away."
by JustDizzle January 22, 2012
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Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.
by Eddie Billy December 27, 2011
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During the filming of Leo and Lance, director William Higgins often requested tebowing by star Leo Ford in order to capture the money shot.
by denisclaire December 19, 2011
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by ruby and kime January 8, 2006
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by LuckyAZ December 31, 2011
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Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers.
Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud
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Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud
Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.
by JohnElwaylovesTimTebow January 21, 2012
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