Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003

Tallywhackin'

Two or more men facing one another in a shower with flacid penises, shaking their hips in order to make contact with the other soft penis or penises. The process ends when all penis' are hard or any of the participants pass out from any other dudes' cuteness.

Yo dude, let's go get clean! Let's get some tallywhackin' done!

by J. Futtbuck and D. Peluso Inc. March 8, 2011

Tallytwt

The Twitter side of the Tally Hall fandom. Thinking they are the superior side and Claiming they are the respectful and peaceful side while blatantly hating on the rest of the Tally Hall fandom on other apps. They also have a burning hatred for Tallyinsta, the instagram side of the Tally Hall fandom.

Person 1: hey do you like TallyHall?
Person 2: yes, although I am on Tallytwt and I will not interact with you if you listen to Joe Hawleys music or if you are not on Tallytwt

by pee_pee_eater October 29, 2020

twally

To half-heartedly hunt for something (information usually)
you are vaguely interested in but you can't really be arsed
to find out the details for yourself and would rather the
information was handed to you on a plate.

He had a twally round the 'Net for details of anti-virus software before Googling “virus” and downloading the product at the top of the page.

by jerryo December 11, 2006

tally wacker

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.

1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.

by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004

tallywacker

a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

by YouScreamLikeAGirl May 13, 2005