taking a shaw

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.

Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.

by jesters November 30, 2009

Taking a Mendy

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

Taking The Bait

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place

Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.

by Limess September 29, 2018

Taking a Joey

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.

George is upstairs taking a joey.

by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019

Talking out of his penis

A play on “talking out of your ass”. Similar meaning would be thinking with your “head”.

When you’re making out and he accidentally says “I love you”, but doesn’t really mean it, he just wants to get off. He’s talking out of his penis.

by Tucker21 August 25, 2022

taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.

Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.

by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023

It's tasting time!

The catchphrase of Dento, a fabulous character from the series Pokemon Best Wishes.

The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".

Random guy: Let's battle!
Dento: It's tasting time!
Fangirls: Kyaaaaaa~

by Epic-Inferno April 22, 2012