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Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.
Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'
by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010
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Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
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talking smash

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.
"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."
by Shrek is Dreck November 13, 2014
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Talking Chalk

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
by dtrain11 January 28, 2015
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Talking Booty

A booty so beautiful that it actually speaks to your soul. Commonly used in Italy.
Francesco: Hey look at that booty.
German: Oh yeah! She totally has a talking booty!
by Bitches di Mitch November 21, 2016
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talding

When someone happens to be both tall and balding, In some instances the talding person may also play dead by daylight
That poor man is talding, get him a wig.
by Definatelynotmudkip September 17, 2019
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Talking Tom Effect

When you say something, then someone near you says the exact same thing after you. Based on the video game series, Talking Tom.
Cole: God, that ass is big.
Martin: God, that ass is big.
Avery: OMG! The Talking Tom Effect!
by Sonic the head chalk April 25, 2022
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