Negative Talent

The opposite of having a talent. Instead of being better than an average person on an activity, you are worse than an average person.

Andrew has a Negative Talent in football. He just can't play.

by AquaZet April 24, 2020

Barfently Talented

Someone who manages to barf on other people while missing themselves

Wow Ravy T just barfed on my shoes but missed herself! She's so Barfently Talented

by Satiated Ice Pick May 10, 2022

Talentless

Everyone that dances on TikTok

Example: Charli damelio and the hype house
Sentence: Why does Charli have so many followers? She is so talentless

by AKanz47 October 31, 2020

sustainable talent

When an artist is coherently successful in his/her art in an astonishing way, he/she is worth praise as a "sustainable talent".

The young director proves a sustainable talent with the first two successive films of his triology.

by gamsizdansoz January 8, 2009

Enhancement Talent Shock

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shocks are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.

Lordy, there sure were a lot of Enhancement Talent Shocks at that tournament last night!

by The Steak Knife Thief November 26, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".

Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.

by T-MLB July 11, 2010

talentless

Me.

I'm talentless. I'm not worth anything. Someone shoot me.

by D-san August 18, 2003