Chimney sweep 

This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.

Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.

Chimney sweep by Sarah A. Thompson September 6, 2006

Chimney Sweep 

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

Chimney Sweep by bshaft May 19, 2009

Chimney sweep 

A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.

Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.

Chimney sweep by New World Ebola May 14, 2020

Brown Chimney Sweep 

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.

I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

Brown Chimney Sweep by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011

forensic sweep

An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.

These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).

Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.

forensic sweep by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009

Clean Sweep 

The action of using one wipe after producing a large BM, without any residue left on single use toilet tissue...environmentally and financially friendly.

"Dude, hey no skid marks after taking that clean sweep!"

Clean Sweep by PFC Collins April 3, 2017

The Sweep 

A sensation felt when really drunk. When you drink enough to become fucked up, you feel a "sweeping warmness" throughout your body, and after that, you are officially annihilated, and this is when your judgement and memory start to really go downhill. You're likely to pass out after this.

It's mostly felt in the face.

Bro, I just felt The Sweep. I don't think I'll be able to party much longer.

The Sweep by thisplacesucksass November 27, 2019